Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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