my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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