It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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