You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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