I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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