You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She announced her abortion via fbk
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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