yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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