around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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