He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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