I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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