I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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