He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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