It's like a parade of train wrecks.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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