I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
now i know why i became what i already was.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just sucked dick on a ferry
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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