I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well you can't waste a boner
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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