so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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