Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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