Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize