Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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