I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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