new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Randomize
