she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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