Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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