Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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