would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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