How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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