so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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