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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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