For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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