She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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