Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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