4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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