I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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