That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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