On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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