I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
