He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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