Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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