its not stalking. its research.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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