I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i dont even know how to be here
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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