your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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