Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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