Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
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me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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