we made out on top of his cat.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
