I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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