I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Pappa wants mamma naked
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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