what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Randomize
