OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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