Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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