just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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