i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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