Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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