Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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