it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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