that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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